Shhh...something is not right...

It's a conspiracy. I know it is. We're talking JFK Assassination size.

Get this: they just created the Women's Professional Soccer league. Now they want us to get excited about the players that'll play in that league. So they trot the WNT players out on an "Achieve Your Gold" three-game propaganda tour. And here's what "happened":

Heather O'Reilly mocks the ignorant masses.

The league holds its Allocation and puts players on different teams. (Seriously, who uses a word like "allocation" other than the totalitarian Big Brother?)

Natasha Kai and Heather O'Reilly get allocated to the team that will play in New Jersey in 2009. During the first game of the WNT's "Steal Your Gold" tour in Philadelphia (conveniently located near New Jersey), both women score goals. THEN, during the second game of the "Gimme Your Gold" tour in New Jersey, Natasha scores again.

So this is where it all comes together. In the third game of the "Covet Your Gold" tour in Chicago, Lori Chalupny and Kate Markgraf score. Well you might have guessed this: Lori had been allocated to St. Louis and Kate is on none other than the Chicago Red Stars. Now it's all clear. They have fixed the games so the local women score!

To top it all off, Pia Sundhage, coach of the US WNT said: "I think the game went well...I think they had a lot of fun out there and that’s the most important thing..."

OK Pia, how could you have "fun" playing soccer...unless you know you're going to win!?!?

So it begins. This is how they fleece you, the fan. And you'll follow willingly. You will be controlled.

Ireland is in on it, so obviously it's gone global.

An Orwellian nightmare. Don't trust anyone.